Awkward Family! (Part 3)

Hey people!

Talked about what happened when family calls... but here's what happens when they visit O.o!!


SITUATION #2 (Part 1)

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~Door bill rings~

Me: Hello? Who's it?

~They walk in~

~My outfit isn't appropriate to meet anyone O.o!!~

~Runs fast into my room, shuts the door tight before they break in  O.O!!~

They ~yelling out in the hall~ : HELLO!! IS ANYBODY HERE?!

~someone shows up to take them to the guest room.. thank God!!~

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What if the door was locked?? :O

SITUATION #2 (Part 2)

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~Door bill rings~

Me: Hello? Who's it?

They: IT'S ME!! OPEN THE DOOR!!

Me: huh O.o?   << it's not like I recognize u or expecting anyone 

~goes upstairs and checks from the roof~

~runs down to open the door~

They ~walking in~: WHY WOULD SOMEONE LOCK THEIR DOOR ANYWAYS?

Me: ummm why is it there anyways? the door I mean O.o

They: ugh, call your mom -.-"

Me: Alright!  << that's when I let them in and sit a little bit then disappear back in my room   >=)

~They talking with mom about how dangerous is it to leave doors opened~

Mom: yeah yeah it is unsafe to leave them open especially after midnight

They: yeeeaahhh so you should keep your door locked at all time, and unlock it for people u already know!

Me: huh????!! O.o   yeeaaahh I mean "why would someone lock their door anyways?"    >=\

Awkward Family! (Part 2)

Hey folks!

Sorry I didn't post a thing yesterday/last night... I over slept O.o

So talked earlier about what happens when I answer the phone, but what happens when my little sister answers the phone?!?!?!?!?!?!?????

SITUATION #1 (Part 2)

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Sis: Hello!

They: Heeeeeyyyy!!! Who's this? Fatema? Aysha? Mariam? ... No no no no I'm sure you're Mariam!!

Sis: Nah I'm...

They -interrupting-: How're you?

Sis: I'm Aysha by the way... and I'm good thank you.. you?

They: How's your mom?

Sis: Good thanks

They: How's your dad?

Sis: Good thanks

They: Your brother?

Sis: Good thanks

They: Your sisters?

Sis: Good thanks

They: Mariam and Fatema?    <<    Here we go again -.-"

Sis: Good thanks

They: Everyone's ok?

Sis: Yeah thanks!

They: How old are you?

Sis: 14

They: oh you're as old as my son!  (sometimes comparing with someone else)

Sis: Yeah   (~sighs~)

They: What school you go to?

Sis: Zanoobia intermediate

They: Yeah yeah.. good luck... How's studying? Did you pass?

Sis: Good thanks.. We did not finish school yet O.o!!

They: Yeah Yeah... good luck.. How far? 

Sis: few weeks left

They: Yeah Yeah... good luck

Sis: ...

They: Is your mom here? Where is she? Call her please!

Sis: O.o.... Okay 

-goes call mom... mom showering/sleeping/not there anyways-

Sis: She's not available right now

They: Where is she?

Sis: O.o!!!... sleeping

They: Ahaa, don't wake her up let her sleep peacefully   >=(

Sis: O.o!!

They: Alright thanks byebye

Sis: O.o" ... WTF?!!

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And if something happened to ur leg, like u broke a nail they will keep asking about it for 4 years.. every single time they will call they will be like: hey how's your toe? O.o

And every single week they ask my sister the same question like "what school... what grade... etc)... as if she changes school and passes a class every week xD

And if it was someone who didn't call in ages... Or someone we rarely meet, they call and go like: "Did u recognize me?"... WTF is this? "Guess Right and win" show or something? ... And when u say no, they turn your life to hell ~_~", they go like: WHAT?? U FORGOT US!! <<< As if u can tell who am I from the first place? O.o

Ah well..

If u wanna know more about what else we spoke about that day, u gonna have to wait for the next post xD

****** Good Night! ******

Awkward Family! (Part 1)

Okay so we all face weird situations with our families that sometimes make u say "wow!! what is wrong with those people?  O.o"

Well the other day meh and my little sis had the longest conversation ever! talking about mom's family for like 4 hours, 1 topic!! ... I'm not gonna talk about everything since I dun remember some stuff, but I'm gonna list what's interesting about them   xD

I'm going to post a bit of our conversation, but not all at once... if u wanna know more u gonna have to wait till the next post.. probably tomorrow's

SITUATION #1:

When the phone rings at home, I'm just too lazy to answer it! even though when I'm done with the phone call I go like "ugh this is the last time I answer that   >=\  !!"  Here's what happens if the caller was a relative from mom's side

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Meh: Hello!
They: Heeeyyy!! who's this? Marioom, Awoosh, Fatoom?!?!?!? no no no am sure you're Aysha!!
Meh: Oh, I'm...
They -interrupting-: How's u?
Meh -being my sister-: am good thank u, how about u?
They: How's everything?
Meh: umm good thank u?!
They: How's ur mom?
Meh: Good thank u
They:  ur dad? ur brother?
Meh: they're fine thank u
They: ur sisters?
Meh: they're fine thanks
They: Mariam and Aysha?   << I assume those r my sisters? O.o
Meh: Good thank you
They: Are u all Okay?
Meh: Yes thank you!
They: did u finish school?
Meh: nah, few weeks...
They -interrupting-: How old r u?
Meh -calculating my sister's age!!-: Ummm 14?
They: awwwww ur as old as my son.. (sometimes: "awww ur as old as Summer <some girl in the family>!!)
Meh: -giggles-
They: Oh why giggling? O.o
Meh: Umm dunno O.o
They: Okay where's ur mom?
Meh: Bathroom
They: Tell her I say hi
Meh : huh? O.o .. Okay!
They: Bye!

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 They just mention all names at once and leave no chance for meh to tell them who am I!! O.o.... why the hell they ask "who's this?" from the first place?!.. and I am not Aysha by the way >.<

They keep interrupting O.o
and when mom is in the shower.. "say hi" .. I usually go knock the door and go like: mom mom mom!! ur family says HIIII!!  ... She: I'M IN SHOWER!! I CAN'T HEAR U!!   >=(




~sighs~
Anyways it's getting late here and I'm falling asleep on keyboard -.-"... U gonna have to wait till tomorrow for part 2   xD

****** Good Night ******

English Presentation 2

Hey folks

Sorry I've been busy lately
So I thought of sharing my second presentation's grade and comments

It was about social networking, my colleagues spoke about Friendster, Facebook & Twitter, I did MySpace =)

96%.. Again =D 

YAAAY!!

Comments were different this time xD

"well done" ... thanks miss  ^.^
"calmer than usual" ... I was sick!! O.o
"more professional" ... Haha, I'll always be sick during presentations then xD

Things to be considered next time:
'Using discourse markers'       =)